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HAIKU GENERATOR, POEM GENERATOR, POETRY GENERATOR, RANDOM HAIKU <br /> <b>Warning</b>: include(/includes/insert0.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in <b>/home/bmserver/public_html/haiku.php</b> on line <b>13</b><br /> <br /> <b>Warning</b>: include(): Failed opening '/includes/insert0.txt' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php') in <b>/home/bmserver/public_html/haiku.php</b> on line <b>13</b><br /> <META NAME="copyright" CONTENT="2003"> <meta name="keywords" content="haiku,haiku generator,random haiku,random poetry,greeting cards,genuine haiku, poem generator, poetry generator, rhyming poetry generator, rhyming poem generator, generator, computer-generated haiku, poetry, web fun, computer poetry, javascript"> <META NAME="description" CONTENT="haiku,haiku generator,random haiku,random poetry,greeting cards,genuine haiku, poem generator, poetry generator, rhyming poetry generator, rhyming poem generator, generator, computer-generated haiku, poetry, web fun, computer poetry, javascript"> <script language="JavaScript"> <!-- var myVariable = "" // var sp = "" // text string for sendPoem var af = "" // text string for addFavorites var newWindow=null var poemExport, poemWord function newHaiku() { // history.go(0) location.reload() } //--> </script> <script language="JavaScript" src="chunk1.js"> </script> <br /> <b>Warning</b>: include(/includes/insert1.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in <b>/home/bmserver/public_html/haiku.php</b> on line <b>41</b><br /> <br /> <b>Warning</b>: include(): Failed opening '/includes/insert1.txt' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php') in <b>/home/bmserver/public_html/haiku.php</b> on line <b>41</b><br /> Haiku Generator <br /> <b>Warning</b>: include(/includes/insert2.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in <b>/home/bmserver/public_html/haiku.php</b> on line <b>48</b><br /> <br /> <b>Warning</b>: include(): Failed opening '/includes/insert2.txt' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php') in <b>/home/bmserver/public_html/haiku.php</b> on line <b>48</b><br /> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: right"><br> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; COLOR: rgb(0,51,204)"><B><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">Related Links: </SPAN></B> <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/poempics.php">Personal Poetry</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/poemdirectory.php">Modern Poets</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/lovepoems.php">Romantic Poems</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/eroticpoems.php">Erotic Poems</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/poemgen.php">Rhyming Poem Generator</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/haiku.php">Haiku Generator</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/poempics.php#favoritepoems">Favorite Poems</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/poemsubmit/comment.php">Post Your Poetry</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/forum/index.php">Poetry Forum</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/poempics.php#poetrylinks">Poetry Links</A> / <A style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="/romanticism.php">Romantic Ideas</A> / </P> <!-- <p> </p> --> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"> <SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"> <br><br> <table width="400" border="0" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td width="400" colspan="2"> <p> </p> <div align="center"> <p><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3" color="#000000"> <script language="JavaScript"> <!-- This Script is copywrite by Shawn Mikula. No part of it may be used without his permission. --> position == 1 var txt = "<P align='center'><font face='Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif' size=3 color=#000000>" poemWord = "" poemExport = "" var poemSend = "" for (i=1; poemBeats < 17; i++) { // check that the new word contains the correct number of syllabes if nearing end of line tempWord = chooseWord() // go get a new word poemWord = tempWord if (tempWord.length < 2) { continue } // if some problem, restart if (i > 2000) { // skip overflow errors in an emergency break } if (line1 == "true") { if ((wordBeat + poemBeats) > 5) { // if new word + current line > 5, get new word continue // restart the loop } else { if ((wordBeat + poemBeats) == 5) { // move to second line if exactly 5 syllables line1 = "false" tempWord = tempWord + "<br>" // add a line feed poemWord = poemWord + "\r\n" line2 = "true" } } if (comma) { // some require a comma, assigned above if (line1WordCount > 0) { txt = txt + ", " poemExport = poemExport + "," poemSend = poemSend + "," } comma = !comma } txt = txt + " " + tempWord poemExport = poemExport + " " + poemWord poemSend = poemSend + " " + tempWord line1WordCount++ poemBeats = poemBeats + wordBeat } else if (line2 == "true") { if ((wordBeat + poemBeats) > 12) { // get a new word if too long tempWord = chooseWord() continue // skip the rest of the loop } else { if ((wordBeat + poemBeats) == 12) { // move to third line line2 = "false" tempWord = tempWord + "<br>" poemWord = poemWord + "\r\n" line3 = "true" } if (comma) { // some require a comma, assigned above if (line2WordCount >=1) { txt = txt + ", " poemExport = poemExport + "," poemSend = poemSend + "," } comma = !comma } txt = txt + " " + tempWord poemExport = poemExport + " " + poemWord poemSend = poemSend + " " + tempWord } line2WordCount++ poemBeats = poemBeats + wordBeat } else if (line3 == "true") { // last word -- code to smooth out the poem's ending in certain cases if ((wordBeat + poemBeats) == 17) { // if end of line, skip certain word types if (wordType == 1) { // last word is a noun if (exactType[position - 1] == 4) { // preceding word was an adverb, kill noun window.status=(exactWord[position-1] + " - " + tempWord) forceWord = true tempWord = chooseWord() if (tempWord.length < 2) { continue } // if some problem, restart continue } if (exactType[position - 1] == 3) { // preceding word was a verb, kill noun window.status=(exactWord[position-1] + " - " + tempWord) forceWord = true tempWord = chooseWord() if (tempWord.length < 2) { continue } // if some problem, restart continue } if (comma) { // negate comma if there is one comma = !comma } } if (wordType == 2) { // last word is an adjective if (exactType[position - 1] != 2) { // preceding word was not an adjective if (exactType[position - 1] == 3) { // preceding word a verb, add comma comma = true } else { forceWord = true tempWord = chooseWord() if (tempWord.length < 2) { continue } // if some problem, restart } } } if (wordType == 6) { // last word is a preposition forceWord = true tempWord = chooseWord() if (tempWord.length < 2) { continue } // if some problem, restart continue } } if ((wordBeat + poemBeats) > 17) { // get a new word if too long tempWord = chooseWord() continue } if (comma) { // some require a comma, assigned above if (line3WordCount >=1) { txt = txt + ", " poemExport = poemExport + "," poemSend = poemSend + "," } comma = !comma } txt = txt + " " + tempWord poemExport = poemExport + " " + poemWord poemSend = poemSend + " " + tempWord line3WordCount++ poemBeats = poemBeats + wordBeat } exactWord[position] = tempWord position++ } txt = txt + "</P><font size='3'>" document.write(txt) // document.close </script> </font><br><br><p><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3"><a href="javascript:location.reload()"><font color="#990033"><b> [ New Haiku ] </b></font> </a></font></p> </TD></TR></table><br><br><hr width=08%><br><br> <p align="center"><b><a href="/poemgen.php">Rhyming Poem Generator</a> </b></p> <p align="center"><b><a href="/poempics.php">Shawn's Poems</a> </b></p> <br /> <b>Warning</b>: include(/includes/insert3.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in <b>/home/bmserver/public_html/haiku.php</b> on line <b>306</b><br /> <br /> <b>Warning</b>: include(): Failed opening '/includes/insert3.txt' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php') in <b>/home/bmserver/public_html/haiku.php</b> on line <b>306</b><br /> </BODY></HTML>