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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was
shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked... Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch,
waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress." she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot.
Tracey85
Actually I don't know if I need to laugh or not about this story....
Anyway, thanks for sharing)))
The story is a bunch of humor...
shanewatson384
QUOTE(Tracey85 @ Aug 21, 2012, 12:23 AM) *

Actually I don't know if I need to laugh or not about this story....
Anyway, thanks for sharing)))
The story is a bunch of humor...


You must on this story...really an laughable story.
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