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Plasma is another matter.
Interstellar Matter is a Gas.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
"Apple" © 6024 b.c., Adam & Eve.
"Apple" © Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
And God said: E = +mv^2 - Ze^2/r ...and there *WAS* light!
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Black Holes are Out of Sight.
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Black holes really suck...
The Universe is a big place... perhaps the biggest.
The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Gravity: Not just a good idea...it's the LAW.
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Jet Engine Theory -Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!
Power corrupts, but we need electricity.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm).
Supernovae are a Blast.