Your Name Dictates Your Job:
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Any Santa Claus out there? Please can I have an Intel Mac.
ALSO .......
*A Christmas Story for people having a bad day....**
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce
the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy
bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went
into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the
liquor, and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the
broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little fairy with a great big Christmas
tree.
The fairy said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely
day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little fairy on top of the Christmas tree!
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Well it looks like I am destined to be a heavyweight boxer, or a pirate...
QUOTE(Flex @ Dec 08, 2006, 07:47 AM) 
Well it looks like I am destined to be a heavyweight boxer, or a pirate...
I'd rather be a pirate than what I am destined to be! Church Minister??? lol
so whats the punch line if it is a joke it has got to have a punch line
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