Robert Bruce Baird's (aka RTB, Robert the Bruce) Long and Illustrious List of Credentials:

1) author of several unpopular vanity books

2) obnoxious disseminator of disinformation in forums across the internet

3) recipient of the prestigious 'Jackass of the Month' award



Add more if you can think of any!

other names he goes under besides Robert Bruce Baird, RTB, and Robert the Bruce, include Robert the Bruce Baird and Robert Baird

Watch out for this charlatan who claims expertise in many fields yet has no real credentials to back it up.

The Koward says many things she knows little to nothing about while pontificating and handing out awards like kids do in pre-school.

But occasionally she recognizes when she (he/it or Sh*t for short) has been outfoxed. Does this indicate there is hope for her therapy? I doubt it - because I have seen her do her MPD routine and her frinds make it clear she has a long history of stalking people in this way. But who knows maybe a slik purse can be made out of a sow in some part of universe. I quote her:

QUOTE (RobertBruceBaird @ Nov 26, 03:12 PM)
Dear Unknown Comic (Koward)

So you are handing out awards from your prestigious spot waiting for a real job teaching youngsters who aren't strong enough to tell you what is what in your 'real' world.

You might add this to the things you will be discussing with your therapist whenever you get around to accepting the advice of your friends.

brilliant comeback RTB. You really put it to me there. Excellent job

Dear Koward

I am using that title for you rather than Koshari who I believe you are on other sites. It is a simple combination of K from Koshari and oward from Coward. Not that you can figure these things out - but if you have similar difficulties with the various names I will give you please ask.

RTB, why don't you tell us all the things you have in common with Einstein and Fuller? I'm so excited we have someone as prestigious as you in our midst to show us "the way" and the truth!

RTB, for clarification purposes, are you a messiah or just a "very important person" sent out to save mankind?

RTB, is there a "Shrine of the Prestigious Robert Bruce Baird" erected somewhere that I can pray at?

Oh, and RTB, can you post your doctors phone number? I'd like to talk with him about your internet privileges.

Verb: erect - construct, build

verb: erect - phallic, that of the penis

unconscious, subconscious, conscious choice of vocabulary?

Dear Koward


You will find that shrine in the same place you get those awards from.


RTB, is there a "Shrine of the Prestigious Robert Bruce Baird" erected somewhere that I can pray at?

RTB, my new mantra is "Om Robert Bruce Bart"! I believe it will give me great power and open up my third eye super chakra pituitary for the purposes of receiving your psychic energy! I'm so excited!!!! Tell me more about the similarities between you and Einstein. You said you two were twins separated at birth, is that right?

and what's the phone number of your doctor, RTB?

RTB, please tell us more about your super duper important mission to save mankind.

RTB, how will you use your newfound prestige of being officially named the "Jackass of the Month" to further your mission of saving humanity? Inquiring minds wanna know!

This might assist your therapist who no doubt will have to wade through layers of Denial and projection unless they have you keep in a straight jacket.

http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=24869

your genius is blazing, RTB!

"Robert Baird's work is profound in the extreme. His links and lateral way of thinking are enough to put Einstein to shame. His scope and range of work far exceeds anybody I know and he deserves credit for his work in uncovering the secrets of the ancients. He also deserves to be published by the world's leading publishers and I commend his writings to all those with an open heart and an open mind. If you seek deeper understanding, if you can truly say that you yearn to know more about the world of ancient man, then read Robert's work. Philip Gardiner, UK, 2005" www.gardinerosborn.com

Robert puts Einstein to shame? Puhleeze, don't make me laugh!