I just don't get this Haiku streak.
Who counts their words before they speak?

I know; it's short, just one breaths peep,
but breathing's free, (at most, it's cheap.)

like all there is is "weather" "things fall"
(and thank you, yes, I envy all)

but all you monks can go Nepal
and wear zen robes, and shave head bald!

Breathing must be very cheap where you are; you can afford two is's. Or is I missing something?

You should see the lines I edited out;

is is is is, is is is is
is is is, is, is is is is

yes yes yes yes yes
my sentiments exactly
tell it how it 'is'