Paying to Die

Down? Perplexed by the iterating serotonological pendulum?
Try new “Tempdeath� medication to help regulate your conundrum
Die in your sleep, die in agony, die f**king, just die….temporarily
Rest you transmitters, disconnect your gaps. Reincarnate? Not necessarily
We can arrange a low interest loan, repayable if you decide to revive
Of course, this won't be repayable if you're not alive
And our latest deal… no charge if can recall your flight
But in the small print we exclude that small white light
Not convinced yet, need more information
We can explain the contract fully, after you sign the confirmation
And don't forget to sign, on the bottom line, that everything will be fine, if we take your spine
Deciding to return, assuming you haven't done the burn, we'll cut away necrosis, clean between the toesies
Hope you are convinced that “Tempdeath� is the way
You die AND you pay!

©2004 Hey Hey

Not my idea to capitalise F**KING. I think that it spoils the poem.

If I tell you about a bug in a program, does that make me a hacker? Probably.

Go back and edit out the capitals. They won't reappear. It's a bug in Shawn's censorship monstrosity.

Cor blimey Rick, you're a clever dude. (Does that sound like I'm about 19?). I actually tried to edit the whole thing and it didn't work. When I just tried to edit the letter but left the stars untouched, it worked! I always knew that computers would make life more simple!

How you doin Rick? (25ish?)

hey hey (bloody capslock in reverse)

ps already read (read already?) you page on Bonzai - good. But the stinking fly catcher could be a good Christmas gift for friends low on the list. Buy now before they inflate the price for the Festive Season!

Anyway you digressed. What about the poem?