Creampies and weapons
Morons with nukes
Lovely flowers in Iraq
Someone was poisoned and pukes

Dancing away the night
Champagne in Afghanistan
someone stole the general's hat
Look behind the bush,here is your man

Olympic games and doping
where is the spirit gone?
It went to take a piss,
and five kegs of beer have gone!

Extinquish the flame,
everything is just a game
stick to creampies and rabbits
Elmer Fudd just shot the wabbit

Wabbit,Mob it
wiggly do,
blood is red,
and so is you

The ceremonies stop,
the parody beggins,
bring on the parrots
offer them Hashish

Political speeches,
whores in hotels
lovely peaches
and the summer is gone

Buy me a soda,
gimme ice cream
i scream for ice cream
just gimme a ricecream!

Look the world through my eyes,
houses wear hats,snakes sleep in ice
Mice all around dancing for the feast
Look east!

Oh my friends Look EAST!
Drink champagne
and Look East
Have a feast!
Look East!
Becarefull of where you put your fist
I SAID LOOK EAST!

~LOOK EAST!
EASTE!
EASTE!
EASTE!
EASTE!

Ok,thats enough,you can eat the creampie now.





EASTE!

My children would have loved this. Pity we all had to grow up.

Sounds childish ,doesnt it?

Well,thats how a parody is supposed to look like.To be sung by innocent childrens voices whose eyes are the purest on earth,,,

Do not be fooled,the theme is adult,it suits children so much though!

There were two separate sentences.

"My children would have loved this"

They would have giggled at your low level vulgarities.

"Pity we all had to grow up"

Shame that some of the things you say hurt people (figuritivley).


Sort of, a parody, eh?

Nice poem.

Hey Hey

umm i sorry if i hurt anyone in here...