"Close your mouth. It makes you look stupid."
-Grandma-

A probable story: "The gangs of the Grocery." A battle on the cereal isle between Post and Kellogs. Count Chocula is a gang leader and General mills plays the part of the police.

(In a dry county) "You should have knowed it." Some guy in a cowboy hat in a gas station.

Scott has a problem with the word "nigger."

"Be careful not to entertain your insecurities because it will get you in the end."
-Autumn-

Like a dog that won't stop peeing on the carpet.

Bulls weren't made for riding. And cowboys were made to ride them.

"I don't not believe in anything."
-Stephanie Dietrich-

Cynical though: What's the difference between an Evangelical worship service and an REO Speedwagon concert? Maybe it's the beer.

I make promise after promise to people saying, "I'm your friend," but I don't want to follow up in the ways they assume I will.

I said, "Time goes by so slow. I wish it would hurry up."
"Don't say that!" Jane said, "you have to live here or you'll never live anywhere."

The Christ has risen. I'm working all day. Go figure most of the world has no whims. I think America fakes it. Atleast they fake it.

"I've pissed twice in the past two hours."
"What?"
"I woke up at ten and I've pissed four times."
"Does it burn?"
"No."
"Then you have nothing to worry about..."

The only problem with having the Midus touch is that you can never go to the bathroom. [An unavoidable problem arises when in the leuve.]

"I know how you feel. And I know how little saying so does..."
-Dorta from Out of this Furnace by Thomas Bell-

I didn't see anything beautiful about her. She walked too fast and it anoyed me. I had to say hello.