Wrote this a couple years back and copyrighted it in 2002. Cruzeros is a band that is using it for their next CD:

Sitting on the front porch
is a dog that can't bark
Like a piece of jigsaw puzzle
in a pic of Noah's ark

Just another bit of magic
with no remote control
Can't seem to find the program
to look into my soul

Oh baby, get me off the hook
don't say I should look within
Or read another book

You know I love you baby
show me what you feel
Maybe a slice of heaven
in the cards that you deal

You got the power lady
to read my astral stars
while I head down the highway
a pilgrim in the bars

Oh baby with those smiling Buddah lips
I could walk on water
when I see you move those hips

I need some soul guidance
to get me on my knees
We could do a seance
where granny shoots the breeze


Maybe I'm just crazy
cuz I believe in you
I'll put you in my sticker book
Like a page at Sunday school

Oh baby, get me off the hook
don't say I should look within
Or read another book


You cant say I got no faith
cuz I believe in you
You could be my savior
my palm line says its true

Give me some religion
set up the fiery hoops
Pay no mind to wasting time
in transcendental groups

Ooh baby with those smiling Buddah lips
I could walk on water
when I see you move those hips

You can make miracles
turn your lipstick into wine
Love thy neighbor as thy self
sounds like a real good time

You got the power lady
lay your hands on and heal
A commandment to each other
my heart, thou shalt steal

Oh baby, get me off the hook
don't say I should look within
Or read another book

Yeah it's fast food religion
with a side of halo rings
A choir of busboys tapping time
while Lenny Cohen sings

Come be my cathedral
invite me inside
I'm standing outside in the rain
forget your foolish pride

Ooh baby with those smiling Buddah lips
I could walk on water
when I see you move those hips