--H. L. Mencken
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
--Fletcher Knebel
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
--Dave Edison
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch."
--Jack Nicholson
"Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen."
--Bob Edwards
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx
“I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”
--Groucho Marx
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
--George Bernard Shaw
Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!" Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober
--Winston Churchill
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
--Whitney Brown
"The truth is that men are tired of liberty."
Benito Mussolini.
"Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied."
Otto Von Bismark.
“When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.”
--Richard Nixon
“I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.”
--Jimmy Carter
“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.”
--Ronald Reagan
“Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep in.”
--Anonymous
Heres a list of my favorite quote. I hope you enjoy them.
