is there a method to my madness
or a reason for my sadness?
what the hell fucks up my day?
how can i make it go away?

as soon as i wake up
i know the day is gonna suck
when the sun sets in the sky
i kiss myself goodnight and sigh

i think i whore myself for sympathy
i make people take a look at me
and tell me why i shouldn't cry
i need pity and i don't know why

i lack self respect and dignity
i need someone to comfort me
tell me how i'm looking really good
the other kids don't like me so tell me why they should

i know the cure for this false depression
lately it's been my obsession
find a pretty girl to hold me
i know i'll find a wife, she told me...

i think i should get a medal for typing this sh*t out perfectly as fucked up as i am...