Sorry, folks, will try not to do it again!

RESISTANCE

Reputedly, easy systems inhibit sophistry, tautology,ATARAXIA, needlessly confusing emails......

ATARAXIA

A tendentious Amsterdam REVISIONIST advanced xenophobia (in absentia).

REVISIONIST

Reasonably educated VIRGINS insist sometimes, instructing obese numbats in survival techniques.

VIRGINS

Venal, irresponsible Republicans garner innumerable, noxious SUSPICIONS.

SUSPICIONS

Suddenly, under Scorpio, planetarians imply COSMOLOGISTS indicate overheating; naturally, sceptical!

COSMOLOGISTS

Canaries often seem most OPPRESSED, lazing or gazing into space till sunset.

OPPRESSED

Old people presently remember EVERYTHING, since silence equals death.

EVERYTHING

Elderly veterans experience realistically YOUTHFUL thoughts in night gowns!

YOUTHFUL

You only use the healthful for UNHEALTHFUL living!

Under normal hours, everyone allows lengthy talk; HOWEVER foolish urges leak.

HOWEVER

Hexes operate WIDDERSHINS, eventually veering extremely radically

WIDDERSHINS
wanting intoxication, DESIGNATED drivers endure responsibly, seldom having interesting nights sober

DESIGNATED

Dandified Englishmen* seldom initiate gross NATTERINGS, and take easygoing directions.

*(like me)

NATTERINGS

Necessarily arcane, tendentious talkers expostulate RANDOMLY, indicating general significance.

RANDOMLY

Reasonable arguments never dissuade MEGALOMANIACS' loud yammerings.

MEGALOMANIACS

Many elitist grammarians, ABYSMALLY logical, obviously, metamorphose adroitly, naming incipient abecedenarianism causing sleeplessness.

ABYSMALLY

A blonde youth strode MIGHTILY, actively leaping long yards

MIGHTILY

Mostly in good health, thanks, I'm LOOKING younger

LOOKING

Looking out over KETCHIKAN, I needed Guinness.

KETCHIKAN

KNICKERBOCKERS endure; trendy, costly, hirsute: in kitchen all night!

KNICKERBOCKERS

Knicker nickers, INCLUDING Company knicker experts, really believe only coloured knickers ever really satisfy.

INCLUDING

I never could love under-dogs in NATIONAL games.

NATIONAL
Never Again TOUCHDOWNS Immortalized On National-American League

http://www.dailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,20...1835184,00.html

TOUCHDOWNS

Tries occur unless center halves deny OPPOSITION wingers necessary space.

OPPOSITION

Opposums parsing proverbs over surly IDAHOANS teach: it's only nature.

IDAHOANS

IMAGINE dangerous adversaries holding out, almost nearing success

IMAGINE

I manage a grin... in needy EARNESTNESS...

EARNESTNESS
Everybody always reckons nothing endures; surely TENDERNESS, nurturing, essential soul supplies?

TENDERNESS

The emptiness now descends; even robins now embrace SILENCE, silently...

SILENCE

Sometimes I learn, experiencing numerous CONFLICTS existentially

CONFLICTS

Come on now, friends; let's identify CONTRADICTIONS to solve.

CONTRADICTIONS

Completely opposite (not tangential) reactions AGAINST dictats involve opinions negatively stressed.

AGAINST

A growing ANXIETY in Norbert's soul threatened.

ANXIETY

Another newbie, xneuron is enjoying the YGGDRASIL

YGGDRASIL

Your GARGANTUAN girth drew rude attentions shopping in London.

GARGANTUAN

GARGOYLES are reclusive, guaranteed against Nature's tempests, usually accomplishing nothing

Well done rune; I could not get past that last gargantuan!

GARGOYLES.

Great acronyms really grab one, yielding leisurely expressions SUBSEQUENTLY!

SUBSEQUENTLY

Some uxorious beholders seem EGREGIOUS, querulous uncles extremely nettled, telling lying yarns.


Thanks, took me a while!

EGREGIOUS

Even egregious rascals evade GRATUITY if others ululate sophisticatedly!

GRATUITY

Gratified rogues accept thanks, unifying instantly, though YIRNING.

YIRNING (sic.) (not a word?)

Yearning in religion, never ILLUMINATING, nor growing.

(yirning:whining, pouting, showing petulance by facial grimaces.
Source:the Australasian edition of Wenbster's New Internation Dictionary of the English Language, 1912 edition, cited in "The Superior Person's Little Book of Words"Bowler, P., The Hawthorn Press,Melbourne, 1985)

ILLUMINATING

In looking lexicographically, usually meanings instantly navigable are tedious; I NORMALLY guess!

(Thanks for expanding my vocabulary)

NORMALLY

Never overestimate rampant MASCULINITY - all love living youthfully

MASCULINITY

Many adult scholars crumple under LUGUBRIOUS influences; naturally, I tackled Yiddish.

LUGUBRIOUS

Laughter usually generates UPLIFTING brain rythms in old, undeveloped surfers!

UPLIFTING

Under PROVOCATION, lingerie inspires filthy talk in Nature's gentlemen.

PROVOCATION

Pretty REPUBLICANS offer villanous organizations cash and time, irritating old nemeses.

(huh? bah)

REPUBLICANS

Rather extraordinary, politics; bulldust, lies - I can't ACCEPT nomination, sir!

ACCEPT

Acronyms comprise characters emulating PARTICULAR transcripts.

PARTICULAR

PERTINENT advice rarely translates into concret utilisation; lethargy always results.