You first big mistake here author, for me only it would seem, was to say ROUGH PASSIONATE LOVE: on those grounds you pack of punch-drunk S&M MF's, I refuse to even acknowledge any of you pack of plastic cowboys and cowgirls ever existed in any part of my world?
Grow to hate only, swill like this belongs on Jerry Springer Show...so bugger off there as I am offended with it here....you've crosses my line between love and lust....Vultures!
And I don't care if you understand or not!
I wave my magic mind wand, and you all disappear pooooooffffffff!