Lucky Little Bastard
A lucky little bastard I am
Mean people get so jealous of me
Luckier than the King of Siam
Most fortunate fellow I could be
Not bad nor especially lazy
Things just have a way of going right
Brain-damaged and a little crazy
One had best not get into a fight
With me you see because I always win
If I deny it that would be a sin
So F**K you schmuck if you don't think it's true
Let's go you schmo I'll show you what I do
This is a silly sonnet I know
But this is my birthday so go blow
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+Steven Curtis Lance
from Transcendental Sonnets, Copyright MMIII, MMIV
The Black Baron strikes again!
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