Transcendental Sonnet #222:
Natural-Born Smartass

Maus I am a natural-born smartass

Able to piss people off left and right
The merest comment of mine always has
Dramatic effect on the not-too-bright
Should anyone feel a bit insecure
They will be furious you can be sure

But yet I never seem to make you mad
You laugh at all my silly little jokes
We cheer each other up when we are sad
While on the website they are having strokes
About the latest outrage I have said

(Some of these people write less poetry
Than fulminations calling for my head)

At least we have each other... you and me

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+Steven Curtis Lance

from Transcendental Sonnets, Copyright MMIII

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Remember: If a sonnet of mine pisses you off, I have at least communicated, and I have done so within a very formal structure. 8)

ROFLOL!!!
yoru sonnets don't piss people off. Their hilariosu! Pleeze keep them coming natural-born smartass!!!

I agree with our guest mouse...your sonnets are hillarious(I cant spell) and beautifully written!

Love,
Dara