sorry maybe this isn't appropriate but I kheard someone say these  and I thought they were a riot! ;D


women to a guy:  ~rolling eyes~ if you want to get laid so bad why not crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!?


Is that your ass or the liberty bell they both seem to have cracks in them~

Ok you can remove these if you like I am sorry just wanted to share a good laugh


Love always,
Pistachio

hahahahaha i loved them. you seen master (sP) of disguese (SP) lol yea when he was all my father, your son, holy manolies your my sister! no im your grandfather, that would be my next gess haha
or
please papa, dont preach, im in trouble deep, but om goin to keep my ababy. huh, oh nothing
haha i loved it!!!!!! roze