Ok here is some more things to get a kick out of... ;D


I love my country GOD BLESS AMERICA it is my government that pisses me off

Out of mind be back in five minutes

The sooner I fall behind the more time I will have to catch up..


The lottery is made to tax people who suck at math..

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship

Quick cover me I am changing lanes

learn from your parents mistakes-- use birth control

If we make things "idiot proof" chances are someone will find a way to make a better idiot

guys jerks Pricks are proof women can take a joke...
we know who you are

Conserve water: shower with a friend

If you take an IQ test and the results are negative
You got issues

Time is the best teacher Unfortuately it kills all it's students!

99.9% of all men give the rest a bad name

couldn't afford to fix my brakes so I made my horn louder

Caution: Horn is broken watch for the finger!

Forget driving! I am on the phone

Under the influence of my speed dial

If you are close enough to read this then kindly GET the F*ck off my ass

Are you under the influence of exhaust fumes yet?

Let them who want none have nightmares or memories of not getting any..

So many pedestrians so litte time..

It looks like your gene pool could use a filter

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

I use to have a handle on life Unfortuantely it broke

Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now

My kid beat up your honor student!!


LOL ;D

Love always,
Chrissy

how about

SmArT aSs WhItE gIrL

haha thas my name on msn!! i like it! ROoze*

I saw this bumper sticker and loved it:

The Labor Movement...
The people who brought you the weekend

Hey, Chrissy -

Here's an idea for your very own bumper sticker:

In the beginning, G-d said, "Let there be LIPS"

Low and behold the sky opened up and there were....
LIPS! ;D


Haha  funny stuff ;D



Love always,
Emperor Lips ;D

Forget driving! I am on the phone

I want THAT bumpersticker!  ;D ;D ;D

Love, Dara

dude theyre fuunny

Here's another one!....OMG...this is so funny


Attention:Female passenger with license to give blow jobs in case  roadside assistance is needed...


sorry that was BAD.....my one frined told me bout that one LOL ;D

Hugs,
Chrissy

whoa uh that ones different