You will get a kick out of these.. ;D

In Texas: it is illegal to take more than one sip of beer while standing up...

In Rhode Island: The law prohibits engaging in any sexual activities; however if a couple gets caught the fine is only 10 dollars a piece....

Also in Texas: it is illegal for anyone other than a registered and licensed Pharmasist to sell condoms or other contraceptives on pubic streets etc....


In Indiania: It is illegal for a liquor store to sell "soft drinks" to anyone including minors....

In California: Husbands and wives can get PRISON terms for engaging in Oral sex even in the privacy of their own bedrooms

North Carolina: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited...

In Florida: It is illegal to skateboard without a licsense

North Carolina: If you are in possesion of illegal substance you MUST pay taxes on them

WARNING :paying taxes on these items does not make them legal

Michigan: ANYone over the age of twelve may have a liscense and permit to own a gun as long as he/she does not have previous felony charges..

In Georgia: it is illegal to spit from a bus or car but it is LEGAL for a person t spit out of the window of a moving truck...
This law was put into effect as a loophole for truck drivers

Massachusetts: Afirmation with a communist party of any kind is stricly prohibited

In Alabama: It is against the law to seduce ANY women by ANY means...

since this doesn't give men much of an option.. This law is now sitting on President Bush's desk for futher review...I am sure he will get to it after he reads up on the definition of what sex is..... ;D


Pennsylvania: Mortorized Vehicles are Not allowed to be sold on Suday as it conflicts the majority of car dealers and their belief that Suday is a day of rest! as we know Majority usually rules and in this case it is anomoymous.

Florida: Having sex with a porcupine or endangered animal is stricly prohibited for one it violates the rights of protecting our wildlife and is seen as extemely weird go figure Also a Wildlife conservationist was sued due to a women being seriously injured after engaging in sex with a porcupine....

HAHA thought you all might like a good laugh!


Love always,
Chrissy

Wait a minute, Lips...  There's something I'm not quite getting here...

Rhode Island law prohibits all sexual activities, but I was both conceived and born in that state.  Does that make me the product of a felony?!  Should I return to Rhode Island and turn myself in as some sort of contraband?  I'm scared...will I be placed in the police evidence room, along with all the other confiscated property?  Is my birth certificate really just the documentation of a heinous crime?!

Oh dear...my life is nothing more than a cruel joke...

Haha Funny isn't it.....
ok trying to clear this up...LOL


See your parents will get at most a 20$ fine unless they hopped in a car and traveled across country to Cali and engaged in Oral sex in which case there is a Prison Term possible but don't worry The feds were out looking for you and your parents but they gave up due to lack of incriminating evidence so I think you are safe

LOL

Love always,
Lips(Chrissy)

I often enjoy porcupine sex, but now I know better than to do so within the Florida state borders.

Lips, you've provided some very helpful information and done a great service for all your friends here.

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Massachusetts: Afirmation with a communist party of any kind is stricly prohibited

Then how do you explain Ted Kennedy???