There once was a girl from New Jersey
Who fell into the river Mersey.
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Fell right off the ferry
And it was quite scary
-OR-
She was no graceful fairy
(And her legs were quite hairy)
And it was quite scary
-OR-
She was no graceful fairy
(And her legs were quite hairy)
There once was a girl from New Jersey
who fell into the river Mersey.
She was no graceful fairy
(And her legs were quite hairy)
Her boyfriend dived in to save her
all his life he had been a sailor!
who fell into the river Mersey.
She was no graceful fairy
(And her legs were quite hairy)
Her boyfriend dived in to save her
all his life he had been a sailor!
Though Mersey had flailed her
Her sailor impaled her
For he always knew how to point Percy Â
(In honour of Her Majesty's Birthday today, a bit of a British specificity. Â God Save the Queen.)
Her sailor impaled her
For he always knew how to point Percy Â
(In honour of Her Majesty's Birthday today, a bit of a British specificity. Â God Save the Queen.)
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