Nonsense!

I think it's high time we concern ourselves with a bit of nonsense hereabouts!  Here, let me demonstrate... I shall post some nonsense as a paradigm, as a catalyst to, I hope, all sorts of nonsensical dialectic and dialogue, with perhaps a dash of discursive discourse on the side.  If those fellas over in the philosophical forum--or Sophistry Central, as I sometimes call it--can do it, then cor blimey so can we!  Here we are, a catalytical bit of nonsense now, to prime the pump:

I wonder as I wander out under the sky
I blunder 'cause I'm blonder (but a wonderful guy)

You say it makes no sense?  Well, of COURSE it makes no sense!  It's NONSENSE!  Now get busy being nonsensical!

(Nonsense is at its nonsensical best when snappy, scrappy, saucy and rhythmical, rhyming and whimsical, and over and against all this, of course, nonsensical; SILLY is what I mean to say, silly!)

Sometimes I wish I could fly
I would soar so high

I wonder as I wander out under the sky
I blunder 'cause I'm blonder (but a wonderful guy)
Sometimes I wish I could fly
I would soar so high
My kecks would trail behind me
A parachute- a paradigm!
I'd soar, sore from wind burn
And seek the Shiek I love,