We don't rent pigs - Used to.
Pig market's gone south
right along with 'dillo rentals.
and house flie sales.

It's been a month of sowless Sundays
since someone leased pork here.
Heck, every sow we had is gone
Boars abound, but who wants boars?

Back when we did rent pigs,
we'd send 'em out primed with
pig yard remnants drippin' off their snouts.
They'd come back all washed and shined.

What's the point in that?
Who wants an immaculate pig?
Anywayz - we don't rent pigs anymore.
How about some pig yard remnants?

... price is right,
rent to own...