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Knabesgirl12406
unsure.gif I'm doing a poll sorta thing...

Would you rather get married before you have sex?

OR

Would you rather have sex before you get married?

Give me a little feed back!
trojan_libido
Sex before marriage is a much better idea than after. For a start would you like to marry a lovely person who just cant get off unless he's in rubber or being chained to something? Alternatively, what you want to marry someone you just couldn't make climax. These are important things for a healthy relationship.

Plus theres the animal instinct thing, which to be honest sex after marriage kind of makes a sin. Its a classic case of imposing rules onto animal behaviour, never going to work...
FDk
I prefer sex before and after but unfortunately the following is the Norm (most expected)...

Sex before marriage: all positions + sodomy

Sex after marriage: Vaginal intercourse in missionary position
trojan_libido
QUOTE
Sex before marriage: all positions + sodomy
Sex after marriage: Vagina intercourse in missionary position
ROFLMAO! So true, and women wonder why we distrust them so much...

QUOTE
STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN, THEY ONLY WANT YOUR MAN JUICE!
angelroze
Are you kidding me? You think that once ur married you can only do one position?? Please. Besides sex before marriage has it's problems. Hell you could wind up prego, or get a diease and not even get anything out of it.
trojan_libido
I think we are kidding really Angelroze wink.gif
QUOTE
STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN, THEY ONLY WANT YOUR MAN JUICE!
Joesus
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Caution, this doesn't work after you are married, with who ever you are married to.
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