Will anyone be my mentor?

Sure...what do you wanna know?

That is what I was looking for when I joined the sight, instead I found many people who have good things to say about all sorts of topics.

Just as a note, the original post was made on march 3rd, the person who posted it probably is no longer active.

If what you say is true, what does this say about human nature and how seriously we take the WWW?

If you look at the post, it says "mar 3"

While we're on the topic, how and where would one go about getting a private tutor on something like neuroscience?

Could always try a university, ask someone going for their Phd in neuroscience if they will tutor you.

What about the joint research work.. maybe review of some neuroscientific problem