So there's this guy named John lying in bed, ready to die. Now in life he was this big, tough alcoholic of a guy who was ready for anything and anyone. As he's lying in bed his best friend walks in who is astonished to see him flipping through a bible as he's lie's there dying. He looks at him and says " John.. What are you doing?" John looks up slowly, coughing, struggling to get out the words and says " I'm lookin for loopholes"