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Lao_Tzu
A very random question... I recently heard it opined that, with regard to lovers, "Once you've had fat, you never go back."

I was intrigued.

Does anyone have the requisite experience to verify this? smile.gif
trojan_libido
Only the experience that if a person has a problem with their image, then they work harder at satisfying their partners - at least short term.

Personally fat doesn't bother me, its when the phone rings and a bookmark is required to get back to business that it becomes repulsive.
angelroze
First of all, that's a little offensive, but i'll get past it. And just becasu ur fat doesn't mean you work harder to mke ur partner more satisfied. It's like saying once you go black you never go back. it has nothing to do with size color or shape its the skill of your partner and whether or not they work to satisfy you.

Second, I don't understand the bookmark comment?
trojan_libido
Sorry Angel, it's a joke and you need to be extremely graphic in your thoughts.

I don't feel that my comment was offensive, its fairly common knowledge that the strongest relationships occur when both partners are equally satisfied, and this comes down to weight/wealth/beauty/security.
Hudzon
QUOTE
A very random question... I recently heard it opined that, with regard to lovers, "Once you've had fat, you never go back.


To quote what one of my friends once said: "It's like catching a wave". wink.gif
Knabesgirl12406
I have a man with mean on his bones and I know I could never be with another! He is the greatest sex I have ever known!

rolleyes.gif LADIES: He gets me off everytime...a real G-SPOT ORGASM! How man y of you can say that!? rolleyes.gif

ohmy.gif Men how many of you can say you get your girl off everytime and truly be telling the truth! mellow.gif

Joesus
You can satisfy some of the women all of the time.
All of the women some of the time....but
Not all of the women all of the time...
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