She stoops to -
'Ow'! - wait for the smart
to go away.

This is a clinical sort
of dubious life-coaching.
Where does the racket begin
and end?

He's a doc, She's a doc the pet's a doc
of kindness barking at the
ladydoc shaman working for
the AMA, spurring on
a nation of druggy-wuggies all
making a mad dash for Aspen
or Tahoe
trying to bite off their chains at
the collars.

Egads! don't break a neck or smash
into a tree
While Bobo-ing up or slipping down
into -
sliding down into-
zap there's the
signal
as I was saying
she's a 'ooman doc got me
sliding (can I resist?)
downtown?