These jokes were supplied by my Sister.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED.

Old Aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me 'You're next"
They stopped that after i started doing the same thing at funerals.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any arguement.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new arguement.



I hope you find these amusing.

[img]http://superbabies.homestead.com/files/xxrotflmao.gif[/img]  those were pretty good  8)

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[shadow=red,left,300]TEXT[/shadow] cool funky
[move]STUFF[/move] i have no clue what that is
[hr]this eather :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

haha lol yea im confused.. well ok im always confused lol ROze

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yea dont you put it inside? ho can you get em even bigger??? lol

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CODE

wats a code lol?

QUOTE

my qoute!! lol

[tt]wats this mean anhow?[/tt]

[sup]hm[/sup]             [sub]wow?[/sub]

[flash=200,200]>this work maybe?<[/flash]

haha kewl*eo

well anhow well see lol Roze

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haha well i think they go indies like.. uhh
[sup]YO[/sup] or [sub]YO[/sub] or maybe even [shadow=red,left,300]You have to take ouit text and put it inside! lol i get it!! i rtihnk Roze[/shadow]

yeah

well anyways i LOVE the jokes, and iw oudl put some down lol but i forget all the good ones i know!! ROze