Some things in this world are so futile.

FUTILE

Failure usually takes idiots like EVANGELISTS.

EVANGELISTS

Every vivacious, adorable neonate gracefully entered lifes' important sanctuary then sins.

neonate

NEWBIES excel often, negotiating acronyms that exciite!

NEWBIES

Newbies end-up waving bye incomprehensibly, EXCEEDINGLY soon

EXCEEDINGLY

Entire XIPHOPAGUS can’t easily enter doorway if narrow gauge (lengthwise, yes).

XIPHOPAGUS (conjoined twins)

Xerostomia is perhaps hard on presenters actively GABBING using saliva.

GABBING

Goodness, a BRAINMETA birthday is now going!!!

BRAINMETA

“Bonsai Rick” appreciates indulgent natal* MERRIMENT, explaining today’s absence.

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*na·tal adj.

1. Of, relating to, or accompanying birth.
2. Of or relating to the buttocks.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=8&q=natal

MERRIMENT

Milker Ethnology Rem Reconstitute Irresponsibly Merchantman Endothermic Neckline Thrown

....wow, that one really sucked! lol...it usually makes some sort of sense, in a weird way. In this game you get to know a part of a members personalities by noting and interpreting closely, the words that people use and project

Anyway....Endothermic

Elsewhere, new dynamical onthologies thrust heavenly earthly reason mastered in CLANDESTINE.

Well, you know what they say to always remember when creating an ACRONYM:

A Completely Random Order Never Yields Meaning


Really? Wish someone had told me that sooner...

CLANDESTINE.

Cunning, linguistic acronyms now DEFINITELY expected, since Trip is newly established.

Edit: Welcome to the Acronyms, Trip. Hope to see you here often. I think you'll add an artistic perspective.

Slick! How'd you pull that one?

Well, it was a tad tongue in cheek...
Thanks. :-)

She's scary-smart, isn't she?

I'm glad I'm not the only one here who's noticed!

DEFINITELY
Doh! EXTROVERTS find it nearly impossible to explain literary quirkiness.

I couldn't come up with one for EXTROVERTS anyway. In the wake of Pluto's demise, here's the new acronym. I think of this one as more of a contest. Who can come up with the best? Please avoid variations of "My Very Excellent Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas"---We need something much more creative.

MVEMJSUN

MVEMJSUN

Masturbating vigorously eventually makes jism shoot upward naturally.

I must admit, this one is hard to beat...

Since I know your full name, I went ahead and submitted your suggestion to the International Astronomical Union. (You're welcome.) I'm sure you'll be getting a call in the very near future. Congratulations, Rick!

Good 1!! LMAO

MVEMJSUN

Many very extreme manipulations just show unfortunate nothings!

Thanks, I think. I knew all that hard work on acronyms would pay off eventually.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=2356082



I think the first one is taking hold. The last one is sooooo PG compared with Rick's.

Here's mine:

Memorizing volatile, EPHEMERAL mnemonics just seems ultimately naïve.

carrion.

EPHEMERAL

Enormous phallus, heaving erotic mistress ENTERTAINING, remains abundantly large.

ENTERTAINING

even non thinkers eventually require training, also its not insurmountable, nor great

insurmountable

It never shows us real memorable, over-the-top, undefined, notable, true, astonishing, believable love. Ever.

ASTONISHING

A shock to ones neurones is SURPRISINGLY healthy (if not geriatric).

IGNORANCE

Incredibly, great NEUROSCIENTISTS often romance about non-existent consciousness expansion.

NEUROSCIENTISTS

Normally, experts use reason or scientifically constructed, independent experiments NORMALISED to invoke secure test sequences.

INTUMESCE

In numerous translations of Ugaritian manuscripts even scientists can evade (baffle).

ANALECTIC

Annual neuroscience all-Atlantic lectures encompass current tendencies in (intelligence) community.

encompass

Evolving neurones can often MANUFACTURE perfected acronyms, surprising scholars.

MANUFACTURE

Myriad acronyms newly uprooted from a consiousness truely under razed EDEN

EDEN

EJACULATE drenches Eve's nooky.

Even January antics can usually leave any tailpiece EXHAUSTED.

EXHAUSTED

Eve x-ratedly helped Adam use sex to entertain deities.

DEITIES

Double ENTENDRES initiate titillation, including enigmatic sauciness.

ENTENDRES

Erogenous nipples terrify evangelists. Never deny religion's ECCENTRICITIES seriously.

ECCENTRICITIES

Eccentric characters can excite naturally touchy researchers into considering issues that involve EXTRAORDINARY strangeness.

EXTRAORDINARY

Even xenophobic terrestials realize all OXEN really do instigate natural attraction rather young

That makes no sense whatsoever.

Often, xylophones eroticize NEANDERTHALS!

Hm.

NEANDERTHALS

New emotions and neuroses dominate everywhere right today hampering any liable service.

dominate

Dorks often mimic intelligent nurds and TERRORIZE Enki.

TERRORIZE

Taking EXCESSIVELY rigorous recreation often results in zero energy.

...nice one Rick!!

EXCESSIVELY

Energetic xylophonists can expect some striking initial volume, EVINCING loud yelling.

EVINCING

Even violinists inflict noises causing incredible NEUROLOGICAL garbage.

Hey Hey verily, verily you are clairvoyant.

NEUROLOGICAL

New EUPHEMISMS usually represent other locutions or generalised, incalcitrant concoctions and libels.