Hitler Farted Constantly

Did you know Hitler farted constantly?
Indeed he did and took pills for it too

A failed painter and tendentious writer
As full of bile as he was full of shit
The servants nicknamed him "Carpet Biter"
Because of his temper (or lack of it)

And quite the pervert he turns out to be
He made his poor niece Geli Raubal sit
On Uncle Adolf's face (to her disgrace)
Yet thought himself top of some master race

Even with twenty-eight drugs just in case
And all his hollering hullabaloo
He still went down farting in history
With his round rump trumpeting: "tootle-oo!"

+Steven Curtis Lance



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g`day cousin, what a hoot, puts a whole new perspective on the over egotistical so called leaders of the world ( past and present ). how could we take them seriously if the ordure out stunk the orders. i loved it dear cousin, us Australian do love a good fart joke, a total lack of reverence, well said and i feel we must simply make you an honorary Australian. keep well cousin, greg

Thank you, Cousin; I would like very much to be considered an Australian, and to be Australian in any way is honorary in and of itself. I already have one advantage in that direction, a possible qualification and indicator, in that I am universally considered upside down here in this hemisphere. I think if I were down there I might be just right, and perhaps even be understood. Also I have a great love of gum trees and marsupials. We have imported gum trees here both red and blue, but I have always been partial to the blue.

I'm so glad you're here! I really do have to get to Tasmania someday, and then just stay there, if they'd have me.

Respect, solidarity, and cousinly love,

+Stevie