President Bush wanted to use a local church for a photo op. Bush's advance person said to the pastor, "We will make a $10,000 contribution to your church if, during your introduction of the President, you say he is a saint." The pastor agreed to do so and accepted the $10,000 contribution.

When the pastor introduced the President before a nationally televised audience, the pastor said, "George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite and nitwit. He stole the 2000 election. He has polarized the country. He has politicized science. He lied about his military record. He invaded a country for oil and had the gall to land on an aircraft carrier and pose before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He continues to blur the line between church and state. Cronyism and corruption are rampant in his administration. He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known. But, compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."

hahaha wow thats great

I got that from an email that was going around. I don't usually propagate such things, but this one was well crafted.

I got another good one about Larry(George) and Moe(Dick) at the White House:

George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any
tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"


The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime Minister in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty..."

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!"

"Yes! Very good!" says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney.

"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Good one.