Sweet Little Lies

I'm a princess, I'm a queen, and I can twist and bend my spleen
I'm a special secret agent for the government unseen

I can write with my toes, touch my eyes with my nose
Did you know that I'm a star in all the Pop Idol shows?

I can fly, I can float, and I’m a builder of great boats
I designed the dress that actress wore on that Oscar winning show

Just kidding, are you blind? I tell every lie I can find
My name is really…uh…oh never mind!