The Crazy Man Who Called Me
The crazy man who called me
Told me that I am passive
Told me that he is massive
The crazy man appalled me
He analyzed me that I wear
A sign on my back there
A mark which invites people to kick me
He is what we used to call a bully
(I gather he is a loser
I think he might be a boozer)
A real he-man Republican
He said he was because
He worked for the Bush administration
In this case I might favor castration
The crazy man who called me
Spoke of conspiracy
Yet not of poetry
The crazy man appalled me
I am flattered he recorded each word which I said
Now maybe he can listen to me when I am dead
+Steven Curtis Lance
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