mama says its a crime to pack lines
mama says its ok for her to take adderrall
mama says its a sin to have sex in her house
mama says it was ok for her and daddy to have sex before marriage
mama says its a felony to kill her on government grounds
mama says telling little white lies is fine when dealing with the IRS
mama says i cant lie to her about where ive been for 5 years
mama says you can do anything you want
this is a lesson in hypocrisy and observation