One full house the gangs all here
Turn the tube on and have no fear
Father Danny makes his joke
We all know what he liked to smoke
Uncle Jesse what a stud
Drags his hot wife through the mud
Kimmy Gibler's broken heart
Uncle Joey not so smart
Michelle Tanner,"You got it Dude"
Sister Stephanie,"How Rude"
D J always thinks she's fat
Doggy,Comet catch that cat
Nicky and Alex all the way,
Everyone knows they turned out gay
Come on people let's let it go,
Thank God Alimighty they cancelled that show.....