Self-Hypnosis, Help a teen. Options

[fotia]

Greetings. I would like to re-program the subconcious aspect of my mind so I can have more control and focus in what I do. The most effective method I could think of was self-hypnosis. Please give me accounts of self-hypnosis so I can see if I was right about it being an effective method, and also [if possible] refer me to sites/books/give me instructions on how to perform self hypnosis. I think this will be a good way to become who I want to be and do what I aspire to do.
-Fotia

[Joesus]

How do you know that it is not so, I really wonder?

I know why you wonder..

He scattered his keys all around the world.
God is an amassing creature, you know.
YHVH (YHWH, YHWA, YHVA, YGVA) is also an acronym and not necessarily in Hebrew.
It is a cool game Joesus , you know, try to find the God, can you?

When you put God into terms of gender and into objects of perception the awareness fixes itself on objects of perception when you are trying to find God.

When the mind is anchored in the absolute the objects of perception translate symbolically for the purpose of instruction to those that are searching, but God is less of an object and more of the transition between objects or the potential that lies inbetween identifications of material manifestations or meanings and beliefs.

You think God does not have sense of humor?

I think each individual perception creates humor from meanings of life.

I guess that Satan (Selfish Archaic TyrANt (TitAN) or Sensitive Archaic TitAN) has sense of humor as well, like any proper cute Demon.

Satan also is a word for the ego. Ego gives humor meaning. God is neither laughs nor cries over humanity. Being that everything is supported in freedom of choice or that will is without limits in direction or opportunity you can chain any thought you wish into reality and call it what you want.

[Enki]

How do you know that it is not so, I really wonder?

I know why you wonder..

Really? Quite interesting Joesus, quite interesting. May I know why?

He scattered his keys all around the world.
God is an amassing creature, you know.
YHVH (YHWH, YHWA, YHVA, YGVA) is also an acronym and not necessarily in Hebrew.
It is a cool game Joesus , you know, try to find the God, can you?

When you put God into terms of gender and into objects of perception the awareness fixes itself on objects of perception when you are trying to find God.

When the mind is anchored in the absolute the objects of perception translate symbolically for the purpose of instruction to those that are searching, but God is less of an object and more of the transition between objects or the potential that lies inbetween identifications of material manifestations or meanings and beliefs.

You think God does not have sense of humor?

I think each individual perception creates humor from meanings of life.

I do not put God into terms of gender neither I put him into objects of perception. I just do nothing, I just have objected your statement related with the Democracy & God in a quite amazing way.

I agree in many points with the statments of your second paragraph: "When the mind is anchored ...".
So I guess we are able to percept his sense of humor.

God is neither laughs nor cries over humanity. Being that everything is supported in freedom of choice or that will is without limits in direction or opportunity you can chain any thought you wish into reality and call it what you want.

I disagree with you, God laughs and cries over humanity from time to time. He should like to watch Disney cartoons, I am sure. Don’t you mind that I use word He and not He/She?

Even more, I guess he also drinks tea, plays into computer games and likes to eat ice-cream as well. You put God too far from humans Joesus. Not forget old Jewish wisdom: "God lives and walks among us."

I guess Satan and Others like to travel as well.