Holy Order of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (HOOTIPU) Options

[Timothy_417]

I've decided to start a religion.  I hereby inaugurate the Holy Order of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (HOOTIPU) and proclaim its sacred universality.  Let there be no doubt that the Invisible Pink Unicorn (IPU) is real and ultimate.  How do I know that the IPU is real?  I have experienced it.  I am not decieved for my experience of holy invisible pinkness is accutely real and transcends the mere illusion of this present world.  The IPU is real.  It is everyone, and in everyting.  I am the IPU and so are you.  In fact, reality is the IPU, bless that holy name.  Reason and truth are insufficient to describe the reality of the loving lord unicorn.  As such they cannot be used to invalidate the reality of the holy pointed one, and are vulgar machinations of humans blind to the nature of their own delusion.  Look deep into yourself and discover the truth of the IPU.  Grasp onto the holy horn reality and ride the invisibly pink winged stallion of truth into oblivion!

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Your High Priest and Overlord,
Timothy

PS - Tithe is 95% and is due tuesday

May pinkness prevail!

[Dan]

Joey, the death metaphor is lovely.  The problem is that the 'Master' who knows how to 'kill' is not usually a 'Master' at much else.  The whole religious dogma is designed to preserve the process, and the master is merely a surviving off of employment of the the dogma (and thus reproducing the lineage as a side-effect).  The 'master'  reduces a 'student' to a despondent state, and finally lets them fight back into survivable form (but it is a dogmatically determined form which leads to delusion).  It is exactly that semi-delusional aftermath that is the so-called Mastery stage.  A Master is nothing more than a person who survived such a crash and came back into some kind of pragmatically workable form, but to think that surviving the crash and reforming into some pseudo-survivable state is enough is plain gay.  Most of these 'masters' rely on a pyramid scheme to survive, they live off their 'students'.  Which, of course, makes one wonder what happens to the failed 'masters'?  they get no support pyramid of gay students


Although you seem to be stable after your 'crash', all I see coming out of your language center is obsessive chanting of a small range of jibber-jabber which serves your needs as if it were a mental crutch.  While you put on the appearance of a benevolant 'master' who can endow others with 'truth', you are really a wild-minded nutjob who survives off of folks with by way of a mind-fuck dogma that has been developed and refined by a lineage of likewise soul-sucking nutcases.  


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