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post Feb 28, 2009, 03:14 AM
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FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.

The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Pass over, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah.
Yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

"The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for the atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. The Court is adjourned."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
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post Mar 03, 2009, 10:53 AM
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There's probably no god.... now stop worrying and enjoy your life!



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post Mar 05, 2009, 10:08 AM
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QUOTE(Hey Hey @ Feb 28, 2009, 03:14 AM) *

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. The Court is adjourned."


Now we know when to congratulate Rick. tongue.gif
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post Mar 06, 2009, 04:14 AM
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QUOTE(Enki @ Mar 05, 2009, 01:08 PM) *

QUOTE(Hey Hey @ Feb 28, 2009, 03:14 AM) *

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. The Court is adjourned."


Now we know when to congratulate Rick. tongue.gif

Now that's funny!!
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post Mar 06, 2009, 07:58 AM
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QUOTE(Trip like I do @ Mar 03, 2009, 10:53 AM) *

There's probably no god.... now stop worrying and enjoy your life!



http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTV...=TorontoNewHome

Err... I thought Hey Hey had already shown this picture in another thread.
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post Mar 06, 2009, 09:10 AM
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QUOTE(code buttons @ Mar 06, 2009, 03:58 PM) *

QUOTE(Trip like I do @ Mar 03, 2009, 10:53 AM) *

There's probably no god.... now stop worrying and enjoy your life!



http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTV...=TorontoNewHome

Err... I thought Hey Hey had already shown this picture in another thread.
Yerrr he did. Keep up! (Or down!)
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post Mar 06, 2009, 09:39 AM
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maybe.... as I do not read all threads here at BM! This photo is of a Toronto transit train.
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I do not read all threads here at BM!
What! 50 lashes and then rubbed with salt! wink.gif
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post Mar 06, 2009, 10:50 AM
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well hey hey.... most threads I find to be boring jibberish and irrelevant to my overall interests in general, so why bother wasting my time!
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post Mar 07, 2009, 11:15 AM
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well hey hey.... most threads I find to be boring jibberish and irrelevant to my overall interests in general, so why bother wasting my time!
Actually, I'm glad you said that. You should be getting on with those fantastic paintings!
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post Mar 07, 2009, 01:36 PM
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Rick keeps enigmatic silence over the newly discovered atheists day.
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post Mar 07, 2009, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE(Enki @ Mar 05, 2009, 10:08 AM) *

QUOTE(Hey Hey @ Feb 28, 2009, 03:14 AM) *

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. The Court is adjourned."


Now we know when to congratulate Rick. tongue.gif

And me, Enki.
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post Mar 15, 2009, 08:37 AM
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this thread is cool.
When adding up the didits of the "entry number" plus the Time tag the sum
4+3+7+9+9+5+0+0=37
The Gematria total of "GOD G0D" is 37.
... this thread is cool
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