My Brother Options

[Jay_Jay]

One warm summer afternoon I sat with my brother under our favorite oak tree. We had just stolen a delicious blueberry pie from old man curly down the road. We had raced back to our favorite tree in order to sample our delicious stolen property. Littlle did my brother know that as he ran off I had eaten half of the filling and took a nasty sh*t over the rest of the pie. After finding our spot and sitting down I offered him a slice. I told him I wasn't as hungry becasue of a large lunch I had ate earlier, as not to rise alarm. After helping him self to three large slices I reveled my prank and told him he had just eaten a "sh*t pie". After much arguing I came to the conslucion that I don't have a brother, I ate sh*t pie......